It was time again for paintball, Star Trek style! This year was a little different. No more Splatter at Jack Frost Mountain, so we switched fields and started playing at Skirmish. All I have to say is, "WOW!" I am so glad we switched. The field was just as big, but the setups were much better. The people there were great and very helpful. I had a few equipment snags and they fixed them all for just $4. We only payed $20 for the field pass too as opposed to the $35 at Splatter. We also stayed at a nice house that Allen found in the Split Rock Resort area. 3 floors, 5 bedrooms, 7 futons, 4 TVs, 8 person jacuzzi, full bar, and a pool table. Did I mention the fact that there was no stupid "2 car per house rule" like there was in Jack Frost? Yeah, well, after this weekend, I am pretty sure everyone will be staying closer to us since the cockbites at Jack Frost annoyed us way too much. Our new place was stated as holding 8 cars. We had 8 in there and room for at least another 4 or 5 more. No Iron Bartender this year, but I still made a lot of drinks and people still got drunk off their asses. Good times. Good times.
Date(s): September 23rd - 25th, 2005. Album by John Lindner. Photos by John Lindner. 1 - 42 of 42 Total. 2658 Visits.
1 So the day begins. We all drove to the field and strapped on our gear for the day.
2 I think someone forgot to use deodorant this morning.
"Dude. We can smell it from here. You don't need to put your nose up to it. We all know it's you!"
3 The sign says it all.
4 Every year, the Warhammer (that's our team) gets together in the cabin the night before paintball and we all shave our heads in weird ways. Some pepole go a little extreme. In this picture, notice the back of Phil's head. That mohawk was my first piece of work from the previous night.
5 Phil shaved my head and put some fangs back there. People seemed to like them. I thought they would have been more curved, but they looked good enouh for me. Nice job, Phil!
6 My masterpiece!
Benny wanted a Star Trek symbol in the back of his head. I never did anything like that before, but I thought I could do it. the fade could use some work, but the symbol came out AWESOME! That's hardcore, man!
7 I just finished up Schmitty's head. Phil did most of the work. This is a little something Schmitty likes to call "The Animal".
8 Some people drove all the way up from Texas to play. She comes every year with her husband and daughter. This year was a good weekend to come up and play paintball with that hurricane brewing down there. I'm glad that they came up. I don't have to worry about anything happening to them down there now.
9 Teddy was a ref as usual. I know you're afraid of me Teddy.
"LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!"
Yeah, I didn't think so. Go play with your horn somewhere. LOL
10 Jesse, Jeremy, and Jamie. I swear, our ship should win the award for "Most names that start with J" or "Most names that end with the E sound". We would clean house!
11 Monika and Liza. This was taken right before they got suited up to play paintball. They made it out to the field, both got sick because they hadn't eaten all day, and we lost 2 crew members.
"You're with a bunch of fat guys. Somebody had to have food. I'm sure they would have given you some if you asked!!!"
LOL
12 Jon, stop trying to steal Scott's mask. Yes it does have his name on it. Well, clean it before you give it back then. What you just did was really gross.
13 PWNED!
Benny took a few nice shots, including one to the face. I'm pretty sure that was mine, but who can tell?
14 The ship we found and didn't get the Dilithium Crystals to fly off the planet. DAMMIT!
15 Diane looks pretty dam good in this picture. I think that's because you couldn't see her fashion "faux pas". She wore white socks with her sandals. Is there anything worse? Ewww.
16 Obviously, the alcohol has started to kick in.
17 The semi-annual "Paddle Bill's Ass" went off without a hitch.
18 "Only 2 things come from Texas. Steers and Queers... and I don't see no horns. Oh wait, nevermind. I see em now. Carry on."
19 Is it just me, or does Schmitty actually look kinda cool in this picture? "I fucking rock da robot man....." View Comments...
20 Sneak shot of Jon and Liza.
21 How cute. I'm happy you guys had fun together. Too bad it got cut short by drama.
22 Jeremy with facial hair. LOL
23 Tom and Aryel. I am gonna start a mutiny and get him on my ship. Oops. Did I say that out loud?
24 Aww. Doesn't Angie look cute?
25 John Valor in the hizzy! You're a psycho bro, but I love ya.
26 See what happens when Teddy isn't around? I think Steven Buonocore said Teddy isn't invited anymore.
27 "Let me help you with that." LOL
28 Eileen's boobies.
29 Angie's boobies.
30 Kim's boobies.
31 Eileen's boobies again.
32 This was funny as hell. Big Phil was in the backseat of my 2000 Honda Accord Coupe. Watching him get out was the funniest 10 seconds ever. I was only able to take a snapshot of it, but as you can see, it wasn't pretty.
33 When we leave the car and walk back to the house, the first sight I see is Allen shrink-wrapped to Monika. Does anyone see anything wrong with this? I do. She's facing the wrong way!
34 Monika's boobies.
35 Courtney's boobies.
36 Kim is being attacked by a huge firefly. ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!
37 Courtney just mellowing out.
38 "Tom, is there any reason you are staring at Jamie's penis? Would you like to share how you feel with the group?"
39 This is what early morning looked like through my eyes.
40 We're under attack! Fire the Photon Torpedos! I know her boobs are bog, Allen, but we can't use them in the laucher. We can just flash them over the Hailing Frequency and hope it distracts them. What were we doing again?
41 "Hey Farva? What's the name of that place you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"
