Well, it's been two weeks with the new dog known as Porky. It really feels like several months of walking in an old shoe. He is smart although he was kicked out of the town casino for counting cards. We were $o clo$e...

These are the only known pictures of Porkzilla at the beach in his life. The beach may have been another planet to him. He growled at seaweed, drift wood, and rocks. But he loved that tennis ball,... oh yeah.

It's too bad that the money back guarantee expired on Porky, so we'll just have to keep the terrorist in a clown suit and play ball with him. If only he could cook a little better...

Awesome dog. Just what we needed. In my version of heaven, you get all yer' dogs back.

MD&P
Congrats to Pork Zilla and his new family!!!