The Valentine Bandit was an intellectual pig. His favourite thing to do (after eating, naturally) was to read. One day, he had sneaked into the house and was reading his favourite book (an illustrated dictionary of Chess). He had a few sticks of celery waiting for when he reached a particularly difficult move - he called it brain fuel.
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Bandit heard a loud noise, and looked up. "Hey, Bandit man!"
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It was Elvis. Elvis was well known for being loud, rude, and having no respect for other pigs. He took a bite out of Bandit's celery.
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Bandit wheeked at him to go away, but Elvis just laughed.
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Eventually, he said "Alright, I'll go," and grinned. He hopped into his car, and drove right over Bandit's book!
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Bandit was furious.
The next day, he crept up to the car while Elvis was well out of the way, and punctured both of the front tyres. "That should stop him driving over my books," he muttered.
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When Elvis saw what had happened, he realised immediately that it had been Bandit, and wasted no time in going over to sort him out.
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They argued and argued, until finally Elvis said "What I don't get, is why we're here fighting while there's still that whole load of celery that needs to be eaten."
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"You ran over my book," Bandit said, refusing to let it drop just yet.
"And you let down my tyres, now can I have some of this or not?"
"Yeah, alright." Bandit took a bit from the nearest bit of celery, and Elvis happily did the same.
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