Jurassic Pig!
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Cocoa and Clyde do battle with the ferocious
T-Rex as Bonnie panicks in the background.
This T-Rex doesn't know what he's in for!
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Fortunately for Bonnie, a friend on a horse came along and swept her away from all the turmoil.
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Content to be a giant among the population, Bonnie settles in with a village of tiny people.
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Upon returning from her recent field research, Bonnie works in her lab to decipher the dinosaurs' genetic codes.
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She quickly scribbles down some lab notes to share with her assistant, who will be arriving soon.
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Clyde, Bonnie's lab assistant AND her love interest, arrives to help Bonnie do some calculations on her findings. Clyde secretly finds working so "closely" with Bonnie exciting!
From their calculations, they realize that they are missing a vital part of the dinosaurs' genetic code and must return to the field to collect more DNA.
They bring along their close friend and advisor, Cocoa. However, they find that a velociraptor has been following their trail and jeep tracks. Unaware of the imminent danger lurking ahead, the three friends continue driving until ....
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Seemingly out of nowhere, a raptor lunges forward and viciously attacks Clyde. Bonnie and Cocoa rally around to help, only to find themselves powerless against this ferocious predator. Will their wheeks for help be heard by anyone? Will Clyde survive?
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In an unbelievable twist of fate, two friendly iguanodons happen by and their size frightens the velociraptor away. The Disney iguanodons lick Clyde's wounds and bring the three guinea pigs to a safe place ... a field of tall grass and delicious vegetation.
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The three friends arrive home safely and decide to celebrate their good fortune with an intimate dinner for three (with a greyhound waiter to serve them). Clyde seems somewhat distracted at dinner while Cocoa and Bonnie engage in an interesting conversation about dinosaur breeding and genetics.
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Taking advantage of the fact that Clyde has excused himself from the table to go use the men's litter tray, Cocoa summons up his courage to woo Bonnie with compliments that would make any sow wheek in the knees. As he speaks, Bonnie turns admiringly toward him.
Cocoa: "Bonnie, my dear. I've never felt this close to you before. Your eyes are like two small pools of Baytril. Your breath is like sweet hay. Your fur has a delightful ammonia aroma. Your sweet lips are the color of fresh grass. May I give you a ride home tonight?"
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Sadly, Clyde becomes inconsolable and turns to the bottle. He wandered aimlessly for many a night, trying to find a friend who would understand his plight.
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After one Coke too many, Clyde can hardly stand on his own. Lonely and depressed, Clyde went to see the new Dreamworks movie, "Spirit--Stallion of the Cimmaron" and came away greatly inspired!
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Being inspired by the movie, he finds a herd of wild mustangs and decides to run with them through the pristine rivers and open ranges of the West.
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Clyde's new life out on the wild frontier gave him time to reflect on his drinking binge and on his relationship with Bonnie.
In the meantime, Bonnie tells a shocked Cocoa that she is actually his half sister, thrice removed!!! Bonnie and Cocoa realize that their relationship must remain on friendly terms. As she e-mails, Cocoa, can't help but wonder where Clyde is and if he is thinking of her.
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Suddenly, there is a knock at her apartment door. She can hardly believe her eyes and her good fortune to see Clyde standing in the doorway, eyes filled with love for Bonnie.
Filled with emotion, Bonnie turns from him and runs to the kitchen. He follows her there, turns her face towards his and tells her how much he has missed her.
Clyde gets down on two knees and asks: "Bonnie, will you do me the honor of spending the rest of your life by my side as my wife?"
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Bonnie's answer to Clyde's life-changing question became apparent to all a short time after ....
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Here's a snapshot of the happy couple at the ceremony.
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As Clyde helped his lovely bride into their get-away car, some unkind rumors began to develop about the bride's weight. She had a hard time fitting into the car and many speculated that there may be a reason for her weight gain! (Time, of course, will either reveal or deny these rumors to be true!)
The happy couple made left for their honeymoon (with Clyde driving) to an undisclosed location. (JLM tried talking them into an African safari ....)
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As for Cocoa, knowing that he was Bonnie's half brother thrice removed, he easily came to grips knowing that there was no romantic future for them. Clyde bore him no ill feelings and the three remained fast friends throughout the whole ordeal.
In fact, I believe I have a picture of the three of them together at Bonnie and Clyde's rehearsal dinner. Although it appears to be a Barbie birthday cake, it is actually a cake with one candle on top to represent the unity of Clyde, Cocoa, and Bonnie's friendship.
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